inexplicablehanyou:

otherkin: so, what defines us is that we’re physically human, but–

anti-otherkin clodpole: OMG WHY DON’T U THINK U R HUMAN

otherkin: uh

anti: OTHERKIN ARE SUCH RET*RDS THEY THINK THEY AREN’T HUMAN

otherkin: actually, right in our definition it says–

anti: CAN U FLY? EAT PRINCESSES? HAHA STUPID YOU DON’T HAVE PAWS

luckily for you, or you’d catch them