Mordax et al

leijonkin:

:33 < im going to quit the quirk for the rest of this post so it doesnt get too confusing

i remember troll biology was v v diffurent from human biology obviously!!

i think our heights were more i guess…varied?? than human heights.. like lowbloods were on average shorter than humans and highbloods could be as tall as 8 f33t!!

i also think..t33th were pretty weird… we all had pretty sharp fangs of course but the higher up the hemospectrum the more….messed up they were?? like a lot of seadwellers had t33th less like a mammal with sharp fangs and more like an angler fish sort of!! 

(both of the above links are pictures of lion and angler fish t33th, respectively)

and umm also!! our horns were sensitive but not the way a lot of people interpret it as… if you kind of rubbed them softly it would just f33l kind of relaxing but they really really REALLY hurt to bump and they were even worse to break!!! i cant even imagine how much it hurt for equ/iu/s to break his. ive bumped my horns a few time while on the hunt and it HURT!!!! plus it aches for a really really long time afterward and its like a super bad migraine

we all had pretty sharp fangs of course but the higher up the hemospectrum the more….messed up they were??

I feel this. Like esspecially the higher the hemospectrum sort of the more full of knives your mouth was. I feel like some lowbloods had almost humanlike, teeth, or more like mammalian teeth. I feel like my teeth were sort of in the middle, like i had long fangs in my upper and lower teeth, near where human canines would be.

and umm also!! our horns were sensitive but not the way a lot of people interpret it as… if you kind of rubbed them softly it would just f33l kind of relaxing but they really really REALLY hurt to bump

Not *quite* the same but bumping horns makes me think of the sensation as a human that you get if you bump your funnybone. That kind of ringing, resonating pain that lasts a while.