• Mon, 19:39: Discovery: wearing PJ pants under jeans is both warm AND really damn comfortable.
  • Tue, 00:16: OMG sandwich. bread, butter, turkey, beef, cheddar, american cheese. On the foreman grill. DELICIOUS.
  • Tue, 00:16: The sandwich and I are getting married.
  • Tue, 00:19: Did I say “married”? I meant eating. I am eating the sandwich.
  • Tue, 00:21: #twitter when you need everyone to know that you are eating a sandwich.