I like my coffee, period. Black’s best either when its the good stuff, or when its the really bad stuff. There’s nothing like a really terrible cup of diner joe that’s been on the burner for 12 hours. Middle of the road coffee, eehh, dump some cream in it sometimes.

Toast’s good for mopping up egg yolk and not much else. Its usually either too burnt or too light. Bagels are better all around.