normal-horoscopes:

normal-horoscopes:

darkdangerousthings:

normal-horoscopes:

anais-ninja-bitch:

maximumsunshine:

anais-ninja-bitch:

normal-horoscopes:

YES MOTHERFUCKER. WASH YOUR ASS.

also, like, all of your exterior undercarriage? personal needs may vary, but warm water and gentle soap daily is a good starting point, adjust according to your own results and comfort ✌️🍑🍆🫓

The first thing they do in the marines is teach you how to properly wash your ass and junk and still someone in my kid’s group got a nasty case if flesh eating bacteria which they don’t medicate because if they medicate it they have to discharge you for being on meds and they don’t want to discharge. So, they teach new recruits how to shower and supervise until they’re convinced you know what you’re doing.

i am speechless.

average bottoms are braver than any us marine.

What the fuck

I was in the US Marines and I had to learn it from prostitutes in Korea.

You’re telling me they instituted the ass washing policy RECENTLY?

We gotta start some kinda catch and release wildlife rehabilitation program for guys. How are any of you alive.