our boys during WWII: Hey man there ain’t much of this coffee, huh? Kinda strong too… Some european bastard: Oh, really? here let me fix it *dumps a bunch of hot water in espresso half out of spite. our boys:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Logan, after running off into the Canadian wilderness again: Accidentally indulged in too much ‘me time’, turns out I’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.
Logan: I’m a nice person. I am. I know how to be nice. Jean Grey: No, you don’t. Logan: I’m nice to everybody. Jean Grey: Why are most stories you’ve told me in the last few day’s about you arriving[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
[after the latest run in with the X-Men] Toad: Yeah, they tried to fight back, and they nearly got me, but, you know– Toad: [flexes] I handled it. Sabretooth: They were children, Toad.
Laura: Uncle, may I ask you something? There’s this young women that I’ve come to know recently- Sabretooth: You should murder her. Laura: When are you going back to therapy? Sabretooth: Never. Laura: Ok.
Sabretooth [to the X-Men]: Do you always run headlong into certain death? Mystique: Sometimes they walk. Occasionally shuffle. Once, I’m pretty sure I saw them amble into certain death.
half my dash: omg hiveswap has a release date now! so exciting! there’s a trailer and everything!! can’t wait for september!!! other half: *takes a long drag of a cigarette and stares towards the horizon* ain’t no way I’m trustin’[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
What I say: I want to write What I mean: I want the words to spontaneously flow out of my head and onto paper without any effort on my part
Stage 1: Finding a McElroy product you find funny. Watching that particular product Stage 2: Finding out there’s multiple McElroy products and many more McElroys than you first thought Stage 3: Watching upwards of 3 McElroy products Stage 4: Listening[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
someone: *suggests snake and otacon are a couple* every gamer dudebro in a 50 mile radius: WOW i guess two guys cant live together for 9 years and raise a child without it being gay……. :/
me: develops a sudden but casual interest hyperfixation: *jaws theme*
Cyberpunk, as a genre: a commentary on the relationship between corporations and government in capitalist society, particularly in regards to corruption, oppression, control of media, manipulation of public opinion through propaganda, etc Some chungus white boy: hell yea dude, fight[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Society: LGBT+ people are monsters Us: *gathering up cryptids and monsters in our arms* these are ours now Society: wait no that’s not- Us: too late the babadook is a gay icon and I’m dating mothman
courier six meeting cannibal johnson: don’t ask him don’t ask him don’t ask h ARE YOU RELATED TO LONG DICK JOHNSON
Millennials: *treats self to a nice lunch* Baby boomers: If you would stop wasting so much money on non-necessities then you’d be able to buy your own house! Millennials: *doesn’t spend money on non-necessities* Baby boomers: WHY AREN’T MILLENNIALS BUYING[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Me: this is another thing in the plural community on tumblr i didnt tell you about (forgot, because i usually stay faaar away from that side of the community) Me: There has been this sudden uprising in people with DID[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
what people think coding is: type some stuff, the stuff does other stuff, you go to the next thing what it actually is: i was trying to make a box expand and collapse for nearly and hour and it turns[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Me: [ walking over a bridge ] My brain: Throw your phone in the water. Me: What? My brain: Just trust me. Throw it in. Me: [ tucks phone in pocket and goes faster ]
Someone: I used to identify as this thing, but it caused me a lot of distress and was just a means to avoid combating the internalized bigotry I had against my real identity. Me: That’s really awful, I’m so sorry[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
brain: it seems like problems are happening. would you like to pretend they’re not & think about fictional characters instead me: yes please
someone: i love you me internally: prove it prove it prove it prove it prove it prove it also me internally: please dont love me i dont want to hurt you this is terrifying please dont love me yet also[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Non-DID/OSDD-1 system: We don’t think DID and OSDD-1 are the only pathways to multiplicity. Someone else: No, actually you’re claiming to have endogenic DID.
What she says: I’m fine What she means: why is Treasure Planet so underrated. Does nobody appreciate the concept of pirates in space. All the steampunk is beautiful and the animation is amazing and the storyline is wonderful and it[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
me: *chopping vegetables in my pristine suburban kitchen with 8 burners and marble countertops for my organic holistic dinner which i am cooking* child: mommy? me: what is it sweetie? child: what is “homestuck”? me: *hands freeze, the knife halfway[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
me on a porch at sundown, staring into the middle distance: a real homestuck update… me, taking a drag off my cigarette and squinting slightly: never thought i’d see one’a those buggers in the flesh again…. it’s been years…
Older fans: People should be able to write what they want without people assuming depiction equals endorsement Teenage fans: OMG you are LITERALLY a criminal right now. LITERALLY.
me at the beginning of the school year: i am not throwing away my shot me at the end of the school year: i imagine death so much it feels more like a memory
2016: probably enjoys old memes unironically, no idea how anything works 2012-15: uses “XD” unironically, has a basic understanding of the internet 2010-11: is a fairly average person, advanced understanding of the internet, might be nostalgic 2006-09: wayyy too nostalgic,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
1: what’s your least favorite ship involving you, and why? 2: what’s your least favorite interpretation of your canon, and why? 3: you have to pick someone else from your canon’s outfit to wear- what outfit do you pick? 4:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…