X-Men and Brotherhood Haikus
Title: X-Men and Brotherhood Haikus
Category: Cartoons ยป X-Men: Evolution
Author: LejindaryBunny
Language: English, Rating: Rated: K
Genre: Poetry/Humor
Published: 05-17-02, Updated: 05-17-02
Chapters: 1, Words: 542
Chapter 1: Default Chapter
1 X-Haiku
By LejindaryBunny
A/N: I was bored. I had paper. Woo. X-geeks first, then Brotherhood. At least one for everyone. Send me yours and I’ll post them; more soon.
Disclaimer: I own the Haikus, not the people they’re about.
X-Men
People born mutant
Use their powers for goodness
Man are they freaky
Xavier
Because he opened
A school for gifted youngsters
Now he has gone bald
Cyclops
Wearing red visor
This leader of X-Men has
A long stick up butt
Jean
A lovely read head
She is a goody toe shoes
‘cept as a Siren
Wolverine
Cutting you in half
Is the least that he can do
Better get running
Colossus
He was a farmer
In the Soviet Union
He has abs of steel
Nightcrawler
Happy fuzzy elf
Used to be in the circus
He’ll become a priest
Spyke
He likes to skateboard
And he calls his teachers ‘teach’
He needs better hair
Beast
He’s covered in fur
‘to be or not to be?’ he
likes to quote Shakespeare
Storm
She commands weather
To rain upon your parade
Got your umbrella?
Shadow Cat
She is like a ditz
But she can like walk through walls
I guess that’s like cool
Jubilee
Because she’s hyper
She’s not in Evolution
Everyone is glad
Rogue
Lonely warrior
She’s seeking her salvation
In a simple kiss
Gambit
He likes to steal stuff
And to throw exploding cards
Vegas offered cash
Wears leather trench coat
And has a Cajun accent
I think I’m in love
Sneaky Cajun thief
Wish he’d call me ‘mon cherie’
God is he sexy
Iceman
His powers mean he
Can throw snowballs in summer
Better watch your back
Multiple
His power is weird
He can make more of himself
Who needs more preteens?
The Brotherhood
These mutants use their
Powers for themselves. They’ve got
The right idea
Magneto
Thinks mutants should rule
He’s from world war two but he
Doesn’t look his age
Wears metal to fly
Purple iron underwear
Say ‘fashion police’
Mystique
She can change her shape
Can she turn into a guy?
The sad thing is, yes
Avalanche
He is pretty cool
But has a crush on Kitty
Hope she likes earthquakes
Quicksilver
Has A.D.H.D
Because he is very fast
Don’t give him caffeine!
Toad
He sometimes eats bugs
And he says ‘yo’ all the time
Only one word: ew
Nobody likes him
Just because he’s kind of green
He’s misunderstood
Blob
He is fat because
It is his mutant power
And he eats a lot
Boom Boom
She’s not a Brother
Because Mystique kicked her out
And she’s not a guy
Scarlet Witch
She’s really scary
‘W’ should be a ‘B’
She hates magneto
**Bonus Haikus!
LejindaryBunny
Wishes she had powers
But will never have any
At least she can write
Ebony
Bunny’s avatar
She is not a Mary-Sue
Because she loves Todd
Nicky
She’s ‘Bunny’s best friend
Doesn’t have place in haikus
I just think she’s cool
Xelloss
Priest from Slayers: Next
He says ‘that is a secret’
He’s not an X-Man
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