Title: X-Men and Brotherhood Haikus
Category: Cartoons ยป X-Men: Evolution
Author: LejindaryBunny
Language: English, Rating: Rated: K
Genre: Poetry/Humor
Published: 05-17-02, Updated: 05-17-02
Chapters: 1, Words: 542


Chapter 1: Default Chapter


1 X-Haiku

By LejindaryBunny

A/N: I was bored. I had paper. Woo. X-geeks first, then Brotherhood. At least one for everyone. Send me yours and I’ll post them; more soon.

Disclaimer: I own the Haikus, not the people they’re about.

X-Men

People born mutant

Use their powers for goodness

Man are they freaky

Xavier

Because he opened

A school for gifted youngsters

Now he has gone bald

Cyclops

Wearing red visor

This leader of X-Men has

A long stick up butt

Jean

A lovely read head

She is a goody toe shoes

‘cept as a Siren

Wolverine

Cutting you in half

Is the least that he can do

Better get running

Colossus

He was a farmer

In the Soviet Union

He has abs of steel

Nightcrawler

Happy fuzzy elf

Used to be in the circus

He’ll become a priest

Spyke

He likes to skateboard

And he calls his teachers ‘teach’

He needs better hair

Beast

He’s covered in fur

‘to be or not to be?’ he

likes to quote Shakespeare

Storm

She commands weather

To rain upon your parade

Got your umbrella?

Shadow Cat

She is like a ditz

But she can like walk through walls

I guess that’s like cool

Jubilee

Because she’s hyper

She’s not in Evolution

Everyone is glad

Rogue

Lonely warrior

She’s seeking her salvation

In a simple kiss

Gambit

He likes to steal stuff

And to throw exploding cards

Vegas offered cash

Wears leather trench coat

And has a Cajun accent

I think I’m in love

Sneaky Cajun thief

Wish he’d call me ‘mon cherie’

God is he sexy

Iceman

His powers mean he

Can throw snowballs in summer

Better watch your back

Multiple

His power is weird

He can make more of himself

Who needs more preteens?

The Brotherhood

These mutants use their

Powers for themselves. They’ve got

The right idea

Magneto

Thinks mutants should rule

He’s from world war two but he

Doesn’t look his age

Wears metal to fly

Purple iron underwear

Say ‘fashion police’

Mystique

She can change her shape

Can she turn into a guy?

The sad thing is, yes

Avalanche

He is pretty cool

But has a crush on Kitty

Hope she likes earthquakes

Quicksilver

Has A.D.H.D

Because he is very fast

Don’t give him caffeine!

Toad

He sometimes eats bugs

And he says ‘yo’ all the time

Only one word: ew

Nobody likes him

Just because he’s kind of green

He’s misunderstood

Blob

He is fat because

It is his mutant power

And he eats a lot

Boom Boom

She’s not a Brother

Because Mystique kicked her out

And she’s not a guy

Scarlet Witch

She’s really scary

‘W’ should be a ‘B’

She hates magneto

**Bonus Haikus!

LejindaryBunny

Wishes she had powers

But will never have any

At least she can write

Ebony

Bunny’s avatar

She is not a Mary-Sue

Because she loves Todd

Nicky

She’s ‘Bunny’s best friend

Doesn’t have place in haikus

I just think she’s cool

Xelloss

Priest from Slayers: Next

He says ‘that is a secret’

He’s not an X-Man