56 inches?! 56! Really? I guess I’ve been deluding myself about our bra size. No wonder store bought bras don’t fit. No wonder I can’t find a men’s vest that fits. Ugh!

Do you know what that means we should be wearing? It means we should be wearing a 46J!! Fuuuuuuuuuuu

Some days I just want to tear them off.

-D