Mordax et al

6/14/2021: posting the chat log of the moment I met my future wife.

-- forsakenAlliance [FA] began pestering atypicalTraitor [AT] at 18:20 --
AT: Hello?
FA: :^}  hey
AT: Hey. :D Uh.... who is this?
FA: :^}  heh sorry just was going down the list,
FA: :^}  random messagin
FA: :^}  :/
AT: Oh, no problem. Was just curious.
AT: :D
FA: :^}  haha ok
AT: Whassup?
FA: :^}  nothin much, listenin to music
AT: Same here. LOL, the homestuck stuff, actually. *such a nerd*
FA: :^}  pesterin, but most of the people i usually pester aint on or are busy haha
FA: :^}  (same haha Homestuck vol 5
FA: :^}  is wh@ i am listenin to
FA: :^}  :3
AT: Hehe, Sweet. XD Its such good music,.
FA: :^}  hells yeah it is
AT: And yeah, pesterchum has such a small user pool, doesn't it?
AT: Compared to mainstream clients, anyway.
FA: :^}  haha yeah, unfortunetly, and the girl i been talkin to for a while is not on :/ which sucks because i had to talk to her about somethin
AT: Aw, that is unfortunate. I hope that it's not something urgent.
FA: :^}  no no lol we just decided to team up in our RP thing and were gonna talk over wh@ to do
FA: :^}  and i was gonna show her a picture of my shitty drawin skills
FA: :^}  lol
AT: Ah. Cool. I am just getting back into Rping myself.
AT: OOoh, drawin skills? :D
FA: :^}  yeah... i tried it once. but didnt think things through enough and FAILED
FA: :^}  lol
FA: :^}  and yeah as in i HAVE NO drawin skills
FA: :^}  lol
AT: Well, its something you have to keep working at. And I guess, get lucky, too. I have been practicing for years at drawing and still pretty much suck.
FA: :^}  haha im sure you are good @ it. heh
AT: Meh, I am passable, but nowhere near where I should be for 11 years worth of effort. But I suppose c'est la vie.
FA: :^}  haha i been drawin for a few years and i still look like a pre-teen doodling badly in his notebook
AT: I'm sure you;re not as bad as you think. My friend always tells me I am better than her, but I think her stuff is better than mine...
FA: :^}  haha i can show you if you really wanna see. but haha its laughably bad
AT: Shooooow me. :D
FA: :^}  ok one sec. let me get the link
AT: :D
FA:  :^}   http://postimage.org/image/21jot9un8/
FA: :^}  dont laugh
FA: :^}  :/
AT: It's not that bad. You have a way to go, obviously, but it is better than where I was after my first year or two of drawing.
FA: :^}  haha if you say so :p but thanks
AT: Plus, I started out trying to draw Sailor Moon style which was a ridiculously BAD idea.
FA: :^}  heh
FA: :^}  i can imagine how th@ turned out
AT: Lemme pull you up an old example.
FA: :^}  ok haha
AT: This was one of my BEST drawings ever, after about 3/4 years of practice.
AT:  http://greer-the-raven.deviantart.com/gallery/?offset=960#/d1y0w2'
AT:  http://greer-the-raven.deviantart.com/gallery/?offset=960#/d1y0w2
FA: :^}  Its not th@ bad :3
AT: It doesn't make me want to throw up, but it still ins't 'good' XD
AT: I've had a lot of practice since then, but there are still some of the same flaws I keep repeating. :/
FA: :^}  like/
FA: :^}  sorry i had to take care of some trash
AT: No worries. XD
FA: :^}  haha, so wh@ kinda flaws?
AT: Mostly, my anatomy is still really weird because I learned a lot of bad habits trying to draw anime.I have to get around to taking a figure drawing class some day.
AT: I also still have trouble making 'dynamic' looking drawings instead of still portrait shots.
FA: :^}  hmm th@ would probably help :), and yeah dynamic pics look like they would be harder..
AT: They are- esspecially because then you have to figure out perspective and junk. :<
AT: Perspective is my sworn kismesis. XD
FA: :^}  i myself moved to filmakin from drawing.. a bit easier for me i guess. but it makes it hard to do fan stuff, like anythin about homestuck
FA: :^}  haha
FA: :^}  my kismesis is probably hmm most of drawing.  lol
AT: Film making sounds like a lot of fun. :D
FA: :^}  yeah i wanna get a club started @ my college
FA: :^}   haha i hope it works out
AT: Good luck with it!
FA: :^}  thanks :)
AT: Hey, speaking of film making, are you a Marble Hornets fan?
FA: :^}  OH MAH GOD YES
FA: :^}  i love th@ thing!
AT: YEAH! :D I thought maybe! 
AT: I bought the DVD the day it went on sale.
FA: :^}  nice! i wanted to buy it but i had no money lol so i just rew@ched it online
FA: :^}  did you see the new masked man?
AT: I am 2 entries behind, beause I have been kind of saving them up.
FA: :^}  ah heh th@ is a good idea, like i am up to d@e but the suspense is killin me
AT: Heh, yeah. I used to keep up with it as soon as it updated, but things have been kinda busy for me lately anyway.
FA: :^}  yeah? heh happens. i fell behind for i while
AT: Yeah, I have been really busy with my comic, and work and stuff. :P
FA: :^}  oh you have a comic?
AT: Yeah. Homestuck inspired me, so its the same 'adventure game style' but its based on Silent Hill.
AT:  http://rookerycomics.com/
FA: :^}  cool can you link it? so i can check it out? and i work @ a hotel, just got the job. but because of marble hornets i cant go into the place without thinkin of th@ one scene where j is all "Oh I'm uh.. making a documentary... about hotels"
FA: :^}  oh you already linked it:p
AT: Yep. :D
AT: Haha, that was such a funny scene. Jay is not good at interacting.
FA: :^}  yeah he is kinda awkward lol he seemed like such a creep
AT: I would have probably thought he was like a drug smuggler or something. XD
FA: :^}  or some kinda voyer
FA: :^}  lol
AT: Creepy, whatever he was.
FA: :^}  yeah lol, have you noticed the distint lack of a certain slender fellow in the second season/
AT: Yes, he doesn't seem to be showing up that much. Although 'm mostly okay with that because it makes it less like 'Where's Slendo' ;)
FA: :^}  yeah haha, but i missed his spookyness a bit
FA: :^}  i just found this lol
FA:  :^}   http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lllxf241iy1qk450to1_500.jpg
AT: Haha, yeah that is pretty much me. XD
FA: :^}  haha same. i didnt sleep a wink when i w@ched them all again
FA: :^}  i was like O.O wazz@ noise?! all night
AT: Yeah. I remember the first time I caught it- it was in season 1- right at the part where ol Slendy was leaning into the door while Alex was sleeping. O_O
FA: :^}  oh god th@ part was pure nightmare fuel
AT: I know, right? There was no sleeping that night. None.
FA: :^}  nope, i even saw it with friends. still creeped me out. i ended up loggong 16 hours of fallout 3 haha
AT: Haha... that's not exactly the stuff of sweet dreams either!
FA: :^}   haha yeah, but i was terrified of sleepin. because
FA: :^}  wh@ if
FA: :^}  i woke up
FA: :^}  and slenderman
AT: And he was there. ?_?
FA: :^}  was right there
FA: :^}  yup
FA: :^}  i would DIE
AT: This was a real problem for me this halloween. 
FA: :^}  Really?
AT: Buecause I built a full sized slendermaniquin.
FA: :^}  hahahaha wow th@
AT: After a few nights I could not keep it standing up in my room.
AT: It was tooooo creepy. 
FA: :^}  must have meen terrifyin
FA: :^}  heh i can imagine!
AT: Had to move it to the living room- where it scared my roomate when she came home from work. XD
FA: :^}  pfffffffffhahhahaha
AT: Yeah, it was fnatastic. I want to build a more permanent version of him some time.
FA: :^}  i dressed up as him for halloween, creeped around campus, hideing in hte trees
FA: :^}  you should1
FA: :^}  !
AT: The one I made was made out of mostly soda cans, cardboard, and duct tape.
FA: :^}  sounds pretty cool though!
AT: It looked bad ass, though. 
FA: :^}  haha i bet!
FA: :^}  you could totally prank everyone with it i bet!
AT: Yeah. I took it to the masquerade ball my work hosted. Everybody thought he was awesome, but I was sad because no one knew who he was. :<
AT: I went dressed up as Masky.
FA: :^}  nice! haha my friend did th@ too. its a really cool costume, so i bet yours was just as cool
AT: It was easy to make, compared to the maniquina t least!
FA: :^}  haha yeah it is one of those easy but gre@ costumes.
FA: :^}  my slenderman costume was ok
FA: :^}  the face was a bitch. in low light it was really cool
AT: Did you use stockings, or?
FA: :^}  but as soon as it got above low light it looked goofy
FA: :^}  stockings, l@ex and face make up
AT: Oooh, complex!
FA: :^}  yeah our friend does costume make up so she helped
FA: :^}  i just wish it worked better, because the pictures looked really lame
FA: :^}  because of the flash
AT: Oh, that sucks. I guess you could fix them with photoshop, though.
FA: :^}  i could. lol but it not a big deal i guess
AT: Well, if they make you unhappy, you should 'shoop them. XD Because it sounds like the time was too awesome to be remembered with shitty pics
FA: :^}  heh, there were some good ones. one friend had a really cool bloody mary. and all our costumes were made from goodwill store stuff
-- forsakenAlliance [FA] changed their mood to DISTRAUGHT  --
AT: Those are the best kind of costumes, anyway.
FA: :^}  yeah heh, too bad some not too origional ones won the contest
AT: That sucks. :/ Judges, man.
FA: :^}  i know right :/
FA: :^}  i think it was because no one knew who slenderman was besides a few people
AT: Yeah, like I said, same problem at my party. :<
FA: :^}  :( sucks because it is a really well done series
AT: Yeah. that is one of the reasons I got the DVD, so I could lend it to people who woul;dn't watch it on the computer.
FA: :^}  th@ is a dang good idea :)
AT: Yeah. It has been pretty cool. :D
FA: :^}  heh i drag all my friends into all kindsa spooky stuff.
FA: :^}  they h@e me for it
AT: I am sure they secretly LOVE it. ^_^
FA: :^}  haha i KNOW they do, otherwise they wouldnt talk to me :3
FA: :^}  i am the type of person to read up on urban legends and be like
FA: :^}  oh hhey
FA: :^}  this game, right here/
FA: :^}  they say if you play it you will go crazy
FA: :^}  LETS DO IT!!!
FA: :^}  and i do
FA: :^}  and i make them play too
AT: Fuck yes!
FA: :^}  haha
AT: I wish I had people who would do that stuff with me. :P
FA: :^}  haha well if i find anything else
FA: :^}  and you are online
FA: :^}  i will link th@ shit to you
AT: I need to do one man hide and seek some time.
AT: The problem is my roomate gets home RIGHT at 3am
FA: :^}  haha on the dot every time?
AT: Pretty mcuh! XD
FA: :^}  dudeee!!! th@ would be so awesome to do though
AT: Yeah. Maybe I will try it anyway one of these days
FA: :^}  do it up lol
FA: :^}  sounds a bit dangerous if you fuck up though
AT: Yeah... but if I do, I will know that the spirit world is real I guess.
AT: I think the price is reasonable enough, for that kind of assurance.
FA: :^}  yeah. haha. just dont get yourself killed!
AT: *salutes* I will do my best. And if I do get killed, it was 'for the lulz!' XD
FA: :^}  truely
FA: :^}  last words to die by
AT: Last time I nearly died my last words would have been "HOLY SHIT!" so there you go. XD
FA: :^}  haha th@ is the way to go out
FA: :^}  yellin holy shit
AT: Yeah, I was almost hit by a stupid old lady who dind't know what a fucking stop sign was for
FA: :^}  damn those old ladies
FA: :^}  and their inferior driving skills.
AT: *laugh* I know it is such a stereotype, but really. XD
FA: :^}  i cant tell you how many old people drive so horribly th@ the alost kill everyone on the road
FA: :^}  haha it is one of the truest stereotypes out htere
AT: We need better public transportation. for the old people. And pedestrians like me.
FA: :^}  yeah, haha or people with no gas money,
FA: :^}  like me
AT: My roomate might be abandoning me in October for that very reason. :<
FA: :^}  no gas money?
FA: :^}  sorry :(
AT: Its alright. I think she is being overly frugal, but it is her business. I will just have to find another roomate
FA: :^}  yeah, probably. i need to find a ROOM soon
FA: :^}  school fucked me over
FA: :^}  so now i have no house when i go to school,which is 3 to 4 hours away from my house
AT: Aw man, that is major suck.
FA: :^}  yeah.. hopefully enough people drop out so i can get a room.
AT: Eugh, good luck. 
FA: :^}  heh thanks
AT: I will send curses their way. ;)
FA: :^}  haha thanks!
FA: :^}  as like everyone drops out
AT: Muahahaha. magic.
FA: :^}  heh always the solution
FA: :^}  `(i never used it lol)
AT: Magic fixes everything
AT: Magic and time travel.
FA: :^}  yes! haha i wish i could do both those things
AT: If I had time travel, I would be more of a terrible asshiole than I am already. Xd
FA: :^}  if i had time travel
FA: :^}  i would do so many schenanigans
FA: :^}  ALLLLLLLL the schenanigans
AT: hahaha!
AT: Well, you would have TIME for all of them, at least!
FA: :^}  hohoho i see wh@ you did there~!
FA: :^}  :3
AT: >:D
FA: :^}  but yeah heh i looked up some spells and stuff, never used any
AT: Yeah, I have never gotten anything to work. D: Telekinesis seems to hate me, too.
FA: :^}  dude telekinesis seems to h@e EVERYONE
FA: :^}  lol
AT: I met people online who insisted they could do it. :( assholes. :P
FA: :^}  haha
FA: :^}  but they prob dont
FA: :^}  it a pretty rare phenomonon, in all actuality
AT: Yeah. I would pay pretty much any price just to be able to move a fucking pencil. </emo>
FA: :^}  i know it would be soooo cool!!!!
FA: :^}  heh
FA: :^}  im a bit of an am@ure paranormal investig@or
FA: :^}  i even am part of a group, but i do alot of independent investig@ion , mostly on looking up urban legends, and cyber hauntins and all th@
AT: Have you seen anything that really convinces you? That is my problem. I *want* to believe... but
FA: :^}  heh weeeelllll
FA: :^}  i have seen some questionable stuff. but nothing i cant completly explain yet
FA: :^}  havent been on many investig@ions with the group yet
FA: :^}  and my internet urban legends are mostly false so far
AT: I tried to get in with my local group a while ago.... but they were kinda creeps and it all fell apart
FA: :^}  how were they creeps?
AT: The main guy wouldn't stop hitting on me and saying he wanted to make me his 'priestess'. :D
AT: *D:
FA: :^}  uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh
FA: :^}  fuckin creepier than any spirit right there
AT: Yeah. It was a shame there weren't any real professionals in my town.
FA: :^}  but "priestess"? really ahhahhahahahahahahaha lame pick up line right there
FA: :^}  yeah th@ sucks :/ my group is pretty professional
AT: Yeah, esspecially since he was 30 years older than me.
FA: :^}  John Zaphis is our main supporter :3
AT: Now, I like older men, but whoa. Come on. Not classy to be that foreward.
FA: :^}  and daaaaaaaayyyyuuuuummmmmm
FA: :^}  30 years is kinda xtreame right there
FA: :^}  and not in hte good way
FA: :^}  and i agree, classyness is not creepin on younger peoples like th@
AT: Yeah. If it had been now, I would probably have laughed it off. But I was only 19 at the time, so I got really creeped out,. :/
FA: :^}  yeah O.o th@ is really creepy though
AT: Yeah. He was married to, so that added to it.
FA: :^}  j3gus fuck
FA: :^}  a scumbag too! this guy seemed like a real winner there :p
AT: Yeah. Sadly a lot of the charlatans in the field are like that. I know there are a lot of classy occult/paranormal people out there. It is sad the asshole whacknuts give them such a bad name.
FA: :^}  yeah... like people look @ you funny when you say you are a paranormal investig@or
FA: :^}  like. if more of them were professional
FA: :^}  or AT LEAST
FA: :^}  nice, friendly, not creepy crackpots
FA: :^}  maybe less people would look @ me like im an idiot when i say i wanna investig@e paranormal phenomonon
AT: Yeah. But sadly they have to share a lot of talkshow couch time with legit crazy people.
FA: :^}  yeah. and the crazies just bl@her on and on and make us all look like FUCKIN IDIOTS
AT: Yep. And to make matters worse, most "normal" people don't seem to be able to tell the difference between a legit person and a psycho or a charlatan.
FA: :^}  tell me about it :/
FA: :^}  it really sucks
FA: :^}  ever seen ghost adventures?
AT: That's the one with the retarded frat boys screaming about things?
FA: :^}  yup
FA: :^}  they
FA: :^}  are
FA: :^}  a
FA: :^}  FUCKING
AT: Yeah. I watched that once. It made me hurt inside.
FA: :^}  disgrace to the field
FA: :^}  yeah
AT: seriously. :(
FA: :^}  BRO DUDE BRO
FA: :^}  GHOSTS MAN
FA: :^}  BRO
FA: :^}  wh@ should we do?
AT: *facepalm*
FA: :^}  LETS FUCKIN MAKE FUN OF IT! GET IT MAD
FA: :^}  @ this point i am crying
FA: :^}  P.I.R.O, first meeting for investig@ors
FA: :^}  "wh@ ever you do never insult a ghost
FA: :^}  tre@ it with respect, and dont taunt, tease or yell @ it
FA: :^}  in short, dont be a douchebag"
FA: :^}  sigh
FA: :^}  ghost adventures, going against fuckin rule 1 when dealing with the spirit world
FA: :^}  *slowclap*
AT: yeah. The whole thing is just a mockery of the legitimate spirit of investigation of ANYTHING.
FA: :^}  exactly... ad the worst part
FA: :^}  is again
AT: People can't tell the bloody difference.
FA: :^}  people think th@ th@ is wh@ paranormal investig@ors do. all the fuckin time
FA: :^}  yup!
AT: I'll brb./ I ahve to do the text for my comic and I am balls at multitasking.
FA: :^}  haha ok
FA: :^}  talk l@er eh/
AT: :D added you to my chumroll.
FA: :^}  and i added you :)
FA: :^}  heh good talking! thanks for actually answerin a random ch@
FA: :^}  talk l@er :3
-- atypicalTraitor [AT] ceased pestering forsakenAlliance [FA] at 20:48 --