Mordax et al

cryhaver:

get-thee-to-a-shrubbery:

cryhaver:

s/o to dad egbert who served 7 years in jail for i forget why

This is Dad Crocker, not Egbert. The Condesce had some underlings kidnap him, probably for the same reasons Dad Egbert was, and now the Draconian Dignitary is keeping him in a very comfortable jail cell because he admires Dad’s shaving skills and fashion sense.

s/o to dad crocker who served 7 years in jail for being stylish