venusian–eye:

officialsolluxcaptor:

solluxisms:

quailsatan:

benepla:

valteuil:

wittgensteinsmister:

maggotmaster:

It’s going to be two pages of MEGA links to .mkvs of the 28 episode Homestuck: Act 7 anime.

it’s going to be a worm that destroys your computer forever and deletes your internet

it’s going to blow up your computer and put a curse on you and everyone you will ever know for eternity

hes using the kickstarter money to hire a very strong man to come into every one of our houses and crush us to death with our couches

hussies gunna summon the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse with the html and end this shitty planet for good

He’s going to announce a Homestuck reboot.

it’s gonna be some the-end-is-the-beginning reacharound bullshit that ends up linking back to the very first page of homestuck. like they open the door to a new universe and it’s page one. a young man stands in his bedroom. it just so happens that today, the 13th of april, is this young man’s birthday.

every single character will merge into a horrific demiurge as an homage to the end of evangelion and the hivemind will rule as a collective trapped, in the body of a 13 year old about to play SBURB again in a brand new metauniverse