clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

my moms not much but at least she’s on record as being proud of me. Fuck this shit. If you see this anywhere, accidentally on purpose spill a coffee on it.

If I were going to give my abusive, neglectful mother who is very much not proud of me, a card for mother’s day, it would be a card like this.

But I’m not giving her a card, because she’s abusive, neglectful, and not proud of her own child.

That said, fuck this card for shaming strippers.