anonymously-girl:

Materials:

  • any crystal or rock 

Spell:

“Your existence makes me sick
So hocus pocus- please stop being a dick!”

Procedure:

  1. Grab the rock/crystal of your choice 
  2. Focus on your aim and intent
  3. THROW IT AT THE PERSON WHILE YELLING THE CHANT AS LOUDLY AS POSSIBLE.

***NOTE: This spell is definitely guaranteed to work. You can replace the crystals with any other heavy or sharp object. ***