Mordax et al

9:Got any piercings?

I’ve had my ears pierced since I was a kid. Other than that, nah.

16:I’ll love you if

You love really terrible puns, compulsive pop culture reference,s and an unintentional and vaguely apologetic air of smug superiority.

31:What your last text message says

*kisses and hugs! Seee you soon! <3 <333333333333333333333333333333333333