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i had a dream about fucking… vampire discourse on tumblr like;
“reminder that blood sucker is a slur”
“vamp-born-vamps are valid if u got bitten later in life you’re not part of the vamp community”
“support vamps who drink human blood, support vamps who drink animal blood, support vamps who drink animal and human blood”
“half bloods who are human presenting don’t belong in the community”
fantasy tumblr would be fucking insufferable
god can you even imagine
“If you only have two legs you’re human-passing and don’t belong in the fantasy community”
“What about satyrs?’
“You can wear shoes”
“Just a reminder that if you appropriate mermaid culture you’re a piece of shit”
“Actually we don’t mind because a lot of our culture comes from humans”
“Shapeshifters aren’t valid because they can be human if they want”
Oh my god it gets worse and worse
“If you’re reflection-deficient or a being that simply has no solid visual appearance I want you to know you’re beautiful! uvu”
“If you’re not a malevolent force possessing the spirit of a household object and you own things, you’re trash”
“Say it with me… HAMADRYADS are NOT ‘teases’.”
“Friendly reminder that the summer solstice is coming up and seeing as the veil between worlds is going to be very thin I’d like you all to remember that salt and iron burn the fair folk, so please leave your protective talismans inside your bags when you go out!!”
“Please, don’t register your pet as a familiar unless it has the proper training. Real familiars have to be trained for years before they can aid with spell casting.”
“Here he is…………………………………newt newt”
“Quick and helpful spell for turning the sidewalk blue!’- DONT DO THIS!!! this spell uses a distillation of wormroot, which combined with banana peppers REVERSES WHICH FOOT IS ATTACHED TO WHICH LEG! If you see someone attempting this spell please stop them and call hazardous hex management.”
“Is it just me, or are light elves really boring? I mean, that sounds weird, but I think I must have some darkness in me…. I’m just really drawn to the unseelie court…. I guess we all need a little violent malevolence inside of us…. i don’t know…. i’m just really twisted like that”
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