Things you are missing if you don’t read The Dresden Files
A private eye wizard going undercover at an elementary school to protect a half bigfoot child from supernatural bullies.
Werewolf community watch made up of dorky college kids.
3 different flavors of vampire, (draculas, bat monstermen, and hot sex vampires that eat your soul.)
POLKA WILL NEVER DIE!
A modern day knight crusading against evil who is literally the nicest guy in the world.
Fairies being bribed with pizza.
Ghoul hitmen.
The Queen of wicked fairies being the fatalest femm to ever fatale.
Wizard boot camp not ending well.
Demons getting their punk asses electrocuted.
Goth wizards.
The embodied repository of all human knowledge is a seven year old girl. A girl who likes to send official communications in crayon.
Conversations like with the lord of the underworld about his dog Cerberus, aka Greek for “Spot”.
A donut with sprinkles ‘pon it and frosting of white saves our hero from certain doom at the hands of a goat.
The Chicago crime lord having a literal valkyrie on retainer.
Look.
@bigbeardedgeek when did the half child kindergarten thing happen
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