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life tip: sex isn’t always sexy. Sometimes it’s smacking your head on the wall and having to stop because you’re dizzy. Sometimes it’s being so drunk that you can’t get it right and all you can do is stop and laugh about it. Sometimes it’s queefs and farts that you literally can’t control, or accidentally kneeling on your partner’s arm. Sometimes it’s getting two strokes in and then saying “I’m too tired for this, can we go to bed?”
Life isn’t a movie and sex isn’t a porno, and all of these things will be okay if you’re with the right person
@whilede “I’m too tired for this can we please just go to sleep”
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