Archive for May, 2017
moxperidot: captainkupo: mmx4: mmx4: naked snake climbs 3 bars in a single second the entire climb takes 1 minute and 47 seconds this means he climbed a total of 321 bars if naked snake is 6′5″ then that means he[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
bexlogic: thempress: People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. You can’t demand[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There is a place I believeWhere we could liveAnd never leave In secret airThe hazy glowWe smoke cigarsWe dance like wolves OvergrownIn palisades That keep us closeThat keep us safe Oh noDon’t leave me at the endOh noDon’t leave me[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
fierceawakening: http://thecharactercomma.tumblr.com/post/161104140876/laurellynnleake-shwetanarayan-tangzhuang So I like the idea of this post, and stuff like the eye thing or the eyebrow thing are totally right, but… …there are some of these I can’t endorse? Like “villains are scarred or have disabilities” can be[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
kingofooo: by storyboard supervisor Erik Fountain A few years ago, Erik put together these updated AT storyboard guidelines for new board artists and revisionists.
Topher Spiro from the Center for American Progress shared the following from inside sources last night: “Several GOP Senators have privately said this recess is the test – if they get blowback at home, they’ll tell McConnell it’s over” (link). Ben Wikler from MoveOn then went on to confirm this as well, stating that “I’ve heard this from two additional sources. Make this recess count, folks. You have from now till June 5” (link).
sealcontent: officialleoneabbacchio: officialleoneabbacchio: I JSUT REMEMBERED THE “WHERES THE BABIES” VIDEO AND I NEED TO WATCH IT AGAIN RIGHT FUCKING NOW i wish i could say “where’s the babies” to summon several tiny mewing blobs to climb on me
copperbadge: postmodernmulticoloredcloak: copperbadge: I’ve coined a new term for the gallows humor that my generation indulges in because we have an overheating planet, a dim political future, a crushing economy, and a real avocado toast problem: Millennihilism Umph… why don’t[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
lagonegirl: this is ridiculous (Source: https://lagonegirl.tumblr.com/)
mintamenapie: Shout out to all your internet friends who are gone. Those messenger screen names that haven’t logged on in ages, some before detailed profiles were a thing on those services. Those emails that are long since abandoned, some with[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
organized-studies: kindnessandgoodvibrations: kindnessandgoodvibrations: ghostoftwentysomethingspresent: madsciences: awfullydull: markrial: tramampoline: slow-riot: Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil its so wild like “this generation with no fucking[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
masterofenthropy: bamonnineties: khraddict: ave-aria: starforgedsteel: berrybird: Sticking a landing will royally fuck up your joints and possibly shatter your ankles, depending on how high you’re jumping/falling from. There’s a very good reason free-runners dive and roll. Hand-to-hand fights usually only[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
leona-florianova: I need to find mr new vegas..so i can nicely ask him to stop playin johnny guitar so often
somuchforthetolerantleft: oraclepng: Imagine being like a college student or whatever in Gotham and like one day you turn on the news and your ex psychology professor is running around with a burlap sac over his head screaming bullshit like HAROO[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
lostsometime: penfairy: mentallybrokengay: penfairy: Can I be honest, I think if we went back in time and told that “MYRRH-DER” “*gasp* Judas! No!” joke to a group of medieval peasants they would completely and utterly lose their shit. They would[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
roxoah: Dear E3, all I ask is more singleplayer storydriven games and for you to kindly fuck off with your storyless online multiplayers
did-you-kno: Pirates didn’t make their captives walk the plank. Though big fans of torture methods like flogging and marooning, there are no actual records of pirates using a plank. The first mention of plank walking was in a 1724 fictional[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Millennials: *treats self to a nice lunch* Baby boomers: If you would stop wasting so much money on non-necessities then you’d be able to buy your own house! Millennials: *doesn’t spend money on non-necessities* Baby boomers: WHY AREN’T MILLENNIALS BUYING[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
tumblr_obkjgbqEIe1sbhlzzo1 gwylock-one: the-wayward-prydonian: the-sassy-composer: mahlersfreundin: the-macra: gwylock1: There’s nothing i like better than fucking with Beatles fans so I improved this song the beatles emo version This is surprisingly enjoyable I want someone to do a cover of this song[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
brittajj26: Our credo: “Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc.” – We gladly feast on those who would subdue us. Not just pretty words. Want to see more? Check out my artwork here!
thebr3akfasttclub: okcupidescapades: life tip: sex isn’t always sexy. Sometimes it’s smacking your head on the wall and having to stop because you’re dizzy. Sometimes it’s being so drunk that you can’t get it right and all you can do is[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
hivibrations: hyourinmaruice: castieltheangelic: doctorwho-the-fuck-are-you: HoLy FuCk 1) I LOVE HIS ACCENT. IT’S BEAUTIFUL. 2) PLEASE WATCH THIS. I LITERALLY HAVE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE. YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS. JUST WATCH X’D oh my god I cannot breathe I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
butthatsanothershow: Why does “you get what you pay for” only apply to consumers and not employers? Why do employers offering minimum wage expect dedicated, hard working, knowledgeable, experienced employees instead of just someone who shows up and does the job?[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
colds: unsends: poeticsuggestion: affectionsuggestions: Let’s get rid of the idea that someone has to talk to you 24/7 to like you or even love you. I know how it feels to want to talk to someone all day but life[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
arudeasexual: pardonmewhileipanic: fatfreefiddlefaddle: pinuparena: By Aaron Blaise how have I never thought of whale mermaids…?? how have i never thought of whale/shark/etc mermaids that aren’t human sized?!!?!? like holy shit? HOLY SHIT!? @amphyn
robo-dorktective: needsmorebirds: furtherunafraidintothelight: furtherunafraidintothelight: Now that bethesda jokes is going around again can somebody revive that one something or other forum post where somebody found out the way they made vehicles move was just like putting a train on top[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
tumblr_mbd5d0P5kq1rus6mto1 inverted-author: werewolvesdontlikeyou: hazlelnoot: bleeznuggets: riddlemethatgollum: samandriel: visitingfan: consultingcorsair: poppy-popsicles: I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but… everytime i hear this my lungs hurt from laughing I just fOUND HTE BEST GIF OMFG I HAVE LOOKED FOR THIS[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…