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by on June 13, 2017 at 10:23 pm
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trickerydickerydock:

firebirdeternal:

midwayinourlifesjourney:

pizzaback:

closet-keys:

afloweroutofstone:

grumsal:

Hey maybe I could afford a house if I just stopped going out and spending $450 at the club every single weekend

$150 drinks (average)

“I mean it’s one night out, Michael. How much could it cost, $225?” 

someone who is good at the economy help me

You: buys avocado toast
Me: spends almost 500 a week on parties
Us: will NEVER live the american dream

…. the last time I spent over 100$ on something recreational was like three years ago. 

“Bartender, give me your finest avocadotini”

“That’ll be $300″

“A steal”