Mordax et al

thatgirlonstage:

novellaqueen:

but mom, i don’t wanna be an adult anymore. i wanna be the goblin king. the glitter?? the drama?? that collar?? those eyebrows?? making it impossible for guests to get to my house by putting it in the middle of an actual labyrinth?? i’m perfect for the job

I forgot Labyrinth existed for a second there and had a terrifying vision of a Tolkien goblin done up in glitter and perfectly manicured eyebrows