Mordax et al

the-a-j-universe:

that-house:

that-house:

imapursoon:

that-house:

I, like most bisexuals, cannot be slain by blade nor arrow.

*shoots you with a gun*

Well shit

It was so much easier to be an immortal bisexual god before people invented guns

See this is why I hate guns.

…

All the gun violence too, but mostly this.