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Marvel won’t let Sabretooth and Gambit team up bc they know there will only be one braincell involved and Mystique has it

Mystique: we need a way to get into this building

Sabretooth: what if we have the little Cajun guy get all charged up and throw him at the wall, then he can explode it like a missile

Mystique: that is literally the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard-

Gambit, charged up: ok I’m ready

Mystique: no

Gambit: what we got ‘ere is a power struggle. A ‘unter-‘unted situation. A real cat-n-mouse.

Sabretooth: like Tom and Jerry.

Gambit: EXACTLY like Tom and Jerry

Mystique: why are you hanging out with this boy again?

Victor: I like the way he smells

Mystique: he smells like hairspray heavy cologne and fry grease

Victor: yeah! 🙂

Rogue gets kidnapped that’s how this whole team up started

Remy: mon cher! We come to rescue you!

Victor: I didn’t! I came because I was bored