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i’m so sexy everyone want me *gestures to the WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE poster with my face on it on the city wall behind me*
me: if you think about it it’s gay af to make me a wanted criminal. like you want me? you want me so badly you’ll reward anyone who brings you info relating to my whereabouts? that’s kinda gay dude idk…
the local detective hired to hunt me down and bring me to justice, sobbing as he points his gun at me: please shut the fuck up
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