Relaxing
anonymous asked:
OKe! Random question time! So you finally get a day off, the weeks been shit. How do relax my guy? Also you seem to have a pretty high stressful career/life how do you manage your stress in general?
Okay pal this is two different questions. I’ll answer ‘em both since I’m such a nice guy.
Relaxing on a day off after a shit week: I’m a carnal pleasures kind of guy. Big meal, hot shower, soft bed. Foot massage. Back massage. Sex. Really kinky, violent sex. Maybe some drugs. I mentioned big meal, right? Maybe something stupid and violent on the tv. Have you watched Deathstalker (1983?) Watch Deathstalker, Sabretooth review coming soon. Hot tub under the stars is peak relaxation. Buddy of mine used to have one out in his back yard. Used to skinny in it. Miss that shit.
How I manage stress in general: I will tell you right now that a bloody murder really fucking calms the nerves. We’re built for it. Big ape-descendant bastards primed for murder when we get pissed off. There’s something really direct about just killing your way through a problem that satisfies the back brain like nothing else. Once you have killed somebody you usually have taken what kids call “direct action” against the problem that’s stressing you out.
When I’m not able to kill people like say, when someone’s wrapped a bomb collar around my neck, or trapped me in the dystopian police state hellscape of earth 2021 without my powers its tougher to fucking manage the stress, I’ll tell you that. I lean back on shit like I said; carnal pleasures, that shit. Food, sex, drugs.
But also, and this is vital, I get some fucking exercise. Part of that release through violence is just purely moving energy through your body. Get up, run. Wail on a room and destroy some shit. Lift weights. Do push ups. Stress is some nasty jangly shit that builds up in your body and you gotta get rid of it. Your body wants to move when you’re stressed. Wants to kill. Or at least mine does. Don’t really know about you.
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