It seems like with Hickman leaving Krakoa’s going to be sticking around longer than planned. So here’s my list of demands.

  • Number one, obviously, let Sabretooth out of the hole. After that…
  • Sabretooth aggressively plays Uncle at Akihiro, and it ambiguous if its genuine or just to make Logan uncomfortable.

  • Sabretooth refuses to call Logan ‘Wolverine’ any more (That’s Laura’s codename), and instead insistently and exclusively refers to Logan as “Cyclops’ boyfriend.”

  • Sabretooth escalates threats until somebody resurrects Birdy.

  • Sabretooth, Gambit and Greycrow hang out at the bar and talk about old times. Gambit has clearly been coerced into being there.

  • Sabretooth asks Boomboom if she’s still interested in hooking up.

  • Sabretooth refers to himself as Mystique and Destiny’s ‘cabana boy’ much to everyone’s chagrin.

  • Sabretooth refuses to be seen on Krakoa without wearing an open hawaiian shirt and sunglasses.

  • Sabretooth hooks up with a string of mutants, who all need to be resurrected afterward. Logan investigates and is embarrassed to discover its all consensual.

  • Sabretooth and Gabby are seen playing video games together. Sabretooth is losing, badly.