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sabre-tooth:

If I did write fanfiction, it would probably be something about killing KaZar and taking over the savage land.

Do I hate Kazar? Absolutely not.

But I would love to rip his head off at the end of an insanely brutal fight.

So you’d write a self-insert?

I would ask if you’d thought of dictating your story to someone, but it would have to be someone who isn’t easily traumatized.

I can’t think of a better main character than me, pal.

If someone wanted to write down my brilliant ideas, I wouldn’t say no.