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My next drinking game will be to take a shot every time someone says “You’re a human, not an animal.”
Humans ARE animals. Humans aren’t special or different. Humans are walking meat popsicles like everything else. Humans are born and they eat and shit and fuck and die, like everything else (well, a certain species of jellyfish has achieved immortality, so they’re really ahead of the game here). Humans share a common ancestor with apes. Animals. Humans are animals. Having more diverse languages and manipulating metal in the ground is cool and all, but nonetheless – animals. Animals with iphones.
Next time you wanna trot out that line to make a point, realize that you’re just making yourself look stupid. And it’s really weird that all these edgy atheists can’t seem to grasp basic biology. Isn’t this the stuff you guys jerk off to at night?
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